But for now, as an introduction to my next huge post, I'm going to let the futile and useless tests and quizzes I've taken along the year to talk for themselves.
This blog needed a little of unintelligent fun.
What Civilization fits You?
Vivian, when it comes to love or money, you're a Gold Digger
How do I love thee, let me read the pre-nup. You've got dollar signs in your eyes, your checkbook's all aflutter, and your net worth is beginning to rise ? ahhh, to be a Gold Digger in love.
Seduce, spend, and split, that's your motto because, let's face it, old-fashioned love doesn't pay. Or at least cover the expenses you can rack up. The only person worth hanging on to is a good divorce lawyer. People change, relationships go bad, but the love of money never gets old. So if someone wants to drop a few hundred dollars on dinner for two, sure, you might show up. If they want to buy you a new car, house, and pool, all the better. But you really know you've found a special someone once they utter those three simple words you love so much: "transfer of funds."
|Paranoid Personality Disorder:||High|
|Schizoid Personality Disorder:||Moderate|
|Schizotypal Personality Disorder:||Moderate|
|Antisocial Personality Disorder:||Moderate|
|Borderline Personality Disorder:||Low|
|Histrionic Personality Disorder:||Moderate|
|Narcissistic Personality Disorder:||Moderate|
|Avoidant Personality Disorder:||High|
|Dependent Personality Disorder:||Moderate|
-- Take the Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Info --
|Your French Name is:|
|Your Famous Last Words Will Be:|
|You Are Impressionism|
You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways.
You tend to focus on color and movement in art.
For you, seeing the big picture is much more important than recording every little detail.
You can find inspiration anywhere... especially from nature.
|Your 1996 Theme Song Is: Ironic by Alanis Morisette|
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
|You Have OK Karma|
You try to be a good person... well, sometimes you try!
While you are caring deep down, you don't always show it.
You're very focused on yourself, and others come second (if not third).
Which is fine, but don't expect others to focus on you.
|You Are Best Described By...|
By Wassily Kandinsky
|You May Be a Bit Schizotypal...|
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus.
|You Are 96% Cynical|
You're cynicism borders on paranoia.
Worry less. You're out to get the world as much as it's out to get you.
|You Have A Type A- Personality|
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds
|You Should Be a Painter|
You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas.
And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process!
|Your Five Factor Personality Profile|
You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
You have high neuroticism.
It's easy for you to feel shaken, worried, or depressed.
You often worry, and your worries prevent you from living life fully.
You tend to be emotionally reactive and moody. Your either flying very high or feeling very low.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
|You're a Wild Drunk|
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
|You've Changed 64% in 10 Years|
Compared to who you were ten years ago, you've changed a great deal.
In fact, you're probably in a completely different phase of your life - and very happy about it!
|You Are Somewhat Machiavellian|
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
|You Are a Liberal Lady|
Like Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore, you don't shy away from your liberal causes.
You may consider yourself a feminist, and you definitely trust your heart to tell you what's right.
You are likely to have a million issues you care about - and not nearly enough time to devote to them all.
|What People Think of Your Mouth|
People see you as both seductive and intimidating.
Other women are especially put off by your womanly powers.
And men either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both.
No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp.
|You Are 85% Independent|
You do things your own way, and most people respect you for it...
Not that you'd care what anyone thinks of you!
|You Are 59% Bitchy|
Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out!
Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it.
|You Are 60% Girly|
You're a little girly, a little boyish, and probably a whole lot indie.
You have your own unique style, and it pretty much defies gender lines.
|Not a Player, But You Dabble In the Game.|
Sometimes a girl just wants to have fun- and when it's fun you're after, you get it.
But when you want a relationship, you seem to score that as well.
What you want changes from day to day? and from guy to guy.
Luckily, you've got the skills to get whatever you want - and pass the leftovers on to your friends.
|Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Gone With The Wind|
"Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar."
|Your Spicy Score: Medium|
You are hot enough to make a lasting impression, but you strike a balance.
You know when you're being too fiery, and you also know when to bump up the temperature.
Naughty and clever. Sexy yet down to earth. You know how to work both sides of your personality.
Men find you hot yet approachable - the perfect combination!
|The PJ's You Are Most Like: No PJ's|
You're a bit of a hedonist - opting for comfort over everything else
You have an understated, easy sexyness that men love
You'll risk that for the feeling of sheets against your bare skin!
|You're Part Diva|
You know that a girl's gotta work it to get her way in the world.
And while you aren't about to throw a tantrum at every turn...
You do amp up the drama when you know you need it.
You mix charm, honesty, and kindness to get ahead.
|You are Slinky Heels!|
You're an uptown, well put together woman
But you're not too uptight to enjoy a hot club
You're always the best dressed chick in the room
And you'll only settle for the best in men
|You Are a Classic Beauty!|
You have a timeless beauty that looks great in every decade
Instead following trends, you stick to what works
And this means you never skimp on your beauty routine
Upside? Your classic looks tends to attract gentlemen - not boys.
|You Should Date An Italian!|
You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy
An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming
If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him
Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta!
|You Don't Need a Man ... or Want One!|
Generally, you're very happy being a single woman.
And anyone who has a problem with that... well, that's there problem.
Not that you wouldn't share your life with the almost perfect guy.
You simply won't settle though. Your life is too good to share with some substandard man!